There's Nothing Wrong with Peeing in the Shower

In the latest issue of Blender magazine, Kelly Clarkson declares that she's just like everyone else and pees in the shower! With Miss Independent bravely coming out (of the shower stall with pee on her feet), she proves that the Obama administration is heralding in the era in which it's perfectly alright for you to relieve yourself while rinsing and repeating.

Please note that while it's OK to pee in the shower, it's still not OK to do the following (Obama can make change happen, but he ain't no miracle worker):

• Peeing while taking a bath
• Farting in an elevator
• Barfing while administering CPR
• Ejaculating in a preschool
• Taking a dump in bed (pictured below)

Since U been gone, Kelly Clarkson been using UR shower as toilet.

Natasha Bedingfield's Music Isn't Just for Chicks

What was once music reserved only for movie previews starring Isla Fisher, Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway, Reese Witherspoon or Traveling Pants has now become totally OK for dudes to listen to. Natasha Bedingfield's edgy anthems like "Soulmate," "Happy," "Pocketful of Sunshine" and "Freckles" can now serve as the soundtrack for the perfect boys' night out of jumping up and down on the bed while singing into hairbrushes followed by an impromptu Haagen-Dazs-fueled fashion show montage.

Check out this video. You'll see that Natasha Bedingfield's music totally works with dude stuff.

Keeping Up with the Music All the Kids Are Into Is Easier

Just look at the wall of t-shirts in any Hot Topic store. Now you know.