Binging on Carbs Is Healthy

Introducing the Pasta Bread Bowl from Domino's, proof positive that carbs are so good for you that you should gorge yourself on so much dough you'll be shitting out loaves of Oroweat.


Even after creating the Oreo Dessert Pizza, Domino's realized they still had too much leftover dough, so why not use it to make pasta and the bowl that holds it? Better yet, make people eat it with a fork made out of macaroni and serve it up on a giant pancake table with breadstick legs! And all of this is available at your local Domino's, which is actually a life-sized gingerbread house with a thatched spaghetti roof and grafitti made from alphabet soup noodles that says "Suck it, Atkins!" Damn, I'm hungry now. Your fucking move, Pizza Hut.