You Can Wear Goofy Sweaters or Dress Boring and Get Lotsa Ass

There's Nothing Wrong with Peeing in the Shower

In the latest issue of Blender magazine, Kelly Clarkson declares that she's just like everyone else and pees in the shower! With Miss Independent bravely coming out (of the shower stall with pee on her feet), she proves that the Obama administration is heralding in the era in which it's perfectly alright for you to relieve yourself while rinsing and repeating.

Please note that while it's OK to pee in the shower, it's still not OK to do the following (Obama can make change happen, but he ain't no miracle worker):

• Peeing while taking a bath
• Farting in an elevator
• Barfing while administering CPR
• Ejaculating in a preschool
• Taking a dump in bed (pictured below)

Since U been gone, Kelly Clarkson been using UR shower as toilet.

You Can Age Gracefully by Looking like Johnny Depp's Dad

Totally works for Mickey Rourke. He doesn't look a day over greasy-haired-sausage-face.