The only thing stopping me from getting my daily allowance of fiber was my need for breakfast to taste like a bowl of Jolly Ranchers. But that was before the recent advances in the marshmallow sciences and improved Leprechaun hiring practices. Tree-flavored cereals like Special K and Grape Nuts now taste like pink hearts, yellow moons and purple horseshoes.Even Mueslix doesn't taste as gross as it sounds. Oh, happy and solid day for my bowels!
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